Don’t ever eat at the Meril McGee house resaurant in Warrensburg
So, I went to go to the bathroom at this restaurant, and I opened the door, and turned on the light, and there was a bathtub with 2 raggy old nasty looking dolls sitting in it. It scared the crap out of me. I wouldnt use the bathroom.. I was so scared. So scared I had to use the men’s bathroom because I could not sit there with those dolls in the room. It was just way too creepy for me, and dolls havn’t been something I liked to begin with and then to see 2 giant ones in the BATHROOM, oh man. Then, my mom went to use the bathroom… and she came back with a piece of clothing one of the dolls was wearing and came up behind me and whispered “Big Bertha wanted you to have this.” Oh my God, I was so scared.
So,
I was watching this movie, Blades of Glory, and I’ve decided it’s the greatest movie ever. Nick Swardson and Will Farrell are in it, so it’s even more amazing.
If you want to talk about amazing, we could talk about Blake Lewis. I’m pretty sure I could sit here and talk about him for hours and hours and for words and words, but, all you really need to know, is that he’s amazing. And you should never dis him infront of me. Or even remotely near me. Just don’t do it, okay?
There’s this song in my head. But I don’t know the words. I know like, one word. And that one word, it just keeps playing through my head. And the tune. I hate when I don’t know the words, except for one, because then I can’t ask anyone what it’s called. You can’t tell what a song name is by just one word. Unless that one word is the name of the song, but that’s very unlikely. And if you really do know the words, but you’re just having a brain fart, whoever you asked always wants to know if you can sing it for them so they know what you’re talking about. No, I can’t sing it for you. If I wanted to sing it, I would have done that on my own already.
Well, I think I’m done. See ya. 
Heyy
Hi, my name is Emily, and I wouldn’t be doing this if it wasn’t for Mr. DeCaprio’s English 11 Honnors class. So yeah, have fun reading.
I don’t think I’m going to be too good at this. I’m technelogically retarded, and I’m not even sure if I spelled that right.
