Ohhh yeaaahh!
I Set My Friends On Fire
Is amazing. Melba and I loooooove them. They’re all like RAAA!! It’s amazing. Watch this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ys40PuvfMlM
Crank Dat Emo by I Set My Friends On Fire
I was just thinking…
About the time Melba went to Canada on the day trip and brought me back an artichoke. Not a real artichoke, but it was pretty life-like that’s for sure. So life-like, that when Cody Green walked up to us, he bit it. Yeah, it was just that life-like. But, since then, Cody Green has become a giant butt-face. And I think a lot of you will agree with me. Anyway, I just remembered that.
That was when me and Melba were talking about Lena-Loaf. Melba said that sometimes, Lena makes her want to take out an 8-inch knife and chop her up into meat loaf and feed her to Foster. I started laughing (and ofcourse we ment this in good fun) and I said “OH MY GOD! LENA LOAF!” And we both started laughing really hard. Gooooood times, good times.
RIP Tim <3
I think today was one of the most emotional days our entire school has been in. It took so long for it to finally sink into my brain. I got home from Melba’s house yesterday, and all I could see online were away messages and bulletins on myspace saying “RIP Tim Muhl” and all I could think was, oh my god, what happened to Tim Muhl?! I got so worried, and later found out he killed himself over a fight him and his dad had. I walked into school and stood with Melba as the rest of my bus, the Stony Creek bus, also Tim’s bus, unloaded and walked thru the door. It still hadn’t hit me. Between 8 and 8:15 almost every soul in the hallway was bawling their eyes out. It still hadn’t hit me. The whole day, I thought, no, not Tim; Tim would never do something like that. I would not let myself believe it. I watched everyone around me cry, but nothing came out of my eyes. Until I got on the bus. Thats when the tears started pouring out. It finally hit me. Tim Muhl died. He’s not coming back. No more Tim on the bus, no more of his goofy smiles, or that gap between his 2 front teeth, no more morning waves when I get on the bus. It’s all gone, and we’re all going to miss him so much.
Don’t ever eat at the Meril McGee house resaurant in Warrensburg
So, I went to go to the bathroom at this restaurant, and I opened the door, and turned on the light, and there was a bathtub with 2 raggy old nasty looking dolls sitting in it. It scared the crap out of me. I wouldnt use the bathroom.. I was so scared. So scared I had to use the men’s bathroom because I could not sit there with those dolls in the room. It was just way too creepy for me, and dolls havn’t been something I liked to begin with and then to see 2 giant ones in the BATHROOM, oh man. Then, my mom went to use the bathroom… and she came back with a piece of clothing one of the dolls was wearing and came up behind me and whispered “Big Bertha wanted you to have this.” Oh my God, I was so scared.
So,
I was watching this movie, Blades of Glory, and I’ve decided it’s the greatest movie ever. Nick Swardson and Will Farrell are in it, so it’s even more amazing.
If you want to talk about amazing, we could talk about Blake Lewis. I’m pretty sure I could sit here and talk about him for hours and hours and for words and words, but, all you really need to know, is that he’s amazing. And you should never dis him infront of me. Or even remotely near me. Just don’t do it, okay?
There’s this song in my head. But I don’t know the words. I know like, one word. And that one word, it just keeps playing through my head. And the tune. I hate when I don’t know the words, except for one, because then I can’t ask anyone what it’s called. You can’t tell what a song name is by just one word. Unless that one word is the name of the song, but that’s very unlikely. And if you really do know the words, but you’re just having a brain fart, whoever you asked always wants to know if you can sing it for them so they know what you’re talking about. No, I can’t sing it for you. If I wanted to sing it, I would have done that on my own already.
Well, I think I’m done. See ya. 
Heyy
Hi, my name is Emily, and I wouldn’t be doing this if it wasn’t for Mr. DeCaprio’s English 11 Honnors class. So yeah, have fun reading.
I don’t think I’m going to be too good at this. I’m technelogically retarded, and I’m not even sure if I spelled that right.
