Ohhh yeaaahh!
I Set My Friends On Fire
Is amazing. Melba and I loooooove them. They’re all like RAAA!! It’s amazing. Watch this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ys40PuvfMlM
Crank Dat Emo by I Set My Friends On Fire
One night…
I thought my arm was missing. I woke up at like 3 in the morning, in Tennessee, and I looked for my arm because I couldn’t see it. When I woke up, I thought I was dreaming, and living that part in The Butterfly Effect where he wakes up and doesn’t have arms. I ran my hand over my stomach and reached for my shoulder, but my arm wasn’t there. It was hanging off the side of the bed, asleep. All numb. It was also 3 AM, so you can’t really blame me for losing my arm. I found it, so it’s all good.
I was just thinking…
About the time Melba went to Canada on the day trip and brought me back an artichoke. Not a real artichoke, but it was pretty life-like that’s for sure. So life-like, that when Cody Green walked up to us, he bit it. Yeah, it was just that life-like. But, since then, Cody Green has become a giant butt-face. And I think a lot of you will agree with me. Anyway, I just remembered that.
That was when me and Melba were talking about Lena-Loaf. Melba said that sometimes, Lena makes her want to take out an 8-inch knife and chop her up into meat loaf and feed her to Foster. I started laughing (and ofcourse we ment this in good fun) and I said “OH MY GOD! LENA LOAF!” And we both started laughing really hard. Gooooood times, good times.
